I stole a penny my co-worker left on his desk. IOTR.
I've still got a warrant for my arrest in Brazil for a BASE jump gone a bit wrong. IOTR.
I dropped a pretty stinky fart at a crowded bar. IOTR.
Found a drunk girl's cell phone and took a picture of myself goating. I texted it to everyone in her phonebook and uploaded it to myspace and facebook. IOTR.
I stole a college football player's helmet when we rushed the field after winning. The newspaper took several clear photos of excited & screaming fans on the field. IOTR.
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