Today, my pastrami sandwich from Luigi's Delicatessen came with a fish wrapped in a sport coat. IOTR
I know exactly what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. IOTR
My neighbor's cat once resembled an anthill and he liked to nap in my yard. Today I mowed the grass. IOTR
Today I was using the office network to play Halo on my PC. A new player entered the game and I fragged him before I saw that it was my boss. IOTR
I won an online chess championship by using another computer. IOTR
Today, there was a naked man doing push-ups on my front porch. IOTR.
I removed the label on my mattress... IOTR.
My delicate clothes laundry buzzer went off. I ignored it. IOTR.
I created a site to compete with MLIA. I'm On The Run.
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